The 8 Types of Recruits You'd Get If You Actually Were To Get Any Recruits Ever

[Porcupine]

Lol great post

 

[Sheldore]

I am a number 4. Am I doomed?

 

[The Enchantress]

That's a dream team right there!

 

[The Enchantress]

God, Magnifico, you're a genius. Made me laugh so much, especially cause it's all very true. One encounters all these types many times. The other suggestions are great too, I guess I'm a bit of an Owl, or a mix of Flash's unicorns ;P
And... of course I would say this, but I am happy to have more than a few unicorns in my alliance. *wink wink, nudge nudge* <3 Praetors <3 :v

 

[Cleox1]

I love this post ...Magnifico you're brilliant !!!!

 

[BV123]

Hahaha..... good post Magnifico. How long did it take for you to type all that.

 

[BV123]

What about the lone wolf or lone bull elephant? The kinda person that, primarily, keeps to himself but will, occassionally, join up with the group for the occassional chat or donation, is happy to spend some time with the others, maybe enjoy some female company - but when it comes to changing diapers or taking the young ones to the watering hole he's off again on his own or to hang out with the other bulls!!

I'm not referring to anyone in particular, this thought just came to me a little while ago .....

You called?.....buahahaha

 

[Brand Marrow]

Sorry BV123 , you don't qualify as a lone Bull.....
''keeps to himself'' Strike one
''occasionally join up with the group for the occasional chat or donation'' Strike two
''maybe'' enjoy some female company - Strike 3! (not just maybe)
''when it come to changing diapers....he's off again on his own...'' hmmm, i dont think you ever change your diapers/cow pants...I've been meaning to talk with you about this....kinda awkward, but.....

 

[ColdestRage]

Forgot to add pros and cons of having a Donkey in alliance.
Pros - having one iDonkey in alliance can be sometimes funny
Cons - have more than one Donkey in alliance and you'll lose faith in humanity and inteligence of others

 

[Empire]

What about the social, bubbly, ever chirpy Butterflies?

 

[_Flash_]

Lol! Good one, Brand Marrow! Maybe, the term 'bull' elephant caught BV123 's attention, but, apart from that, there's nothing that describes him, as you rightly said

 

[BV123]

I'm gonna leave both of you presents on your doorsteps.

 

[Yendor]

How about the Dove who is always trying to bring peace amongst feuding ppl on team. Or the Snake who plays for another team but creates secondary account to join you on preparation day to see your war Stratergy?

 

[Funks]

Oh and this guy:

The Drunkard!

The Drunkard: a moment of silence never happens; a drunkard starts arguing with people and causes a small [e]scuffle. – Dictionary .com

Joins the clan as a seemingly Cheetah, Chicken Hawk or even a Perfectionist but quickly adds the title The Drunkard while still holding one or more of the titles first given.
Trust me I've had them in our clan and actually still have one tbh, but hes bordering on the horse when hes not drinking, which is sort of never sadly.

The Drunkard is the player that randomly types chats that just don’t make sense though his grasp of English is perfect, admits hes getting sloshed and within a couple of hours has offended basically everyone that had the misfortune to join or read the chat, then logs in the next day to apologise while handing out many so-so donations as a way of silently saying "sorry guy, but hey...lets do it all again, I promise I wont say anything while I crack my 7th beer this time" ~

 

[Empire]

Or the Snake who plays for another team but creates secondary account to join you on preparation day to see your war Stratergy?

Aah yes, the snake. For this reason, we don't do war strategy in game anymore.

 

[Empire]

Oh and this guy:

The Drunkard!



Joins the clan as a seemingly Cheetah, Chicken Hawk or even a Perfectionist but quickly adds the title The Drunkard while still holding one or more of the titles first given.
Trust me I've had them in our clan and actually still have one tbh, but hes bordering on the horse when hes not drinking, which is sort of never sadly.

The Drunkard is the player that randomly types chats that just don’t make sense though his grasp of English is perfect, admits hes getting sloshed and within a couple of hours has offended basically everyone that had the misfortune to join or read the chat, then logs in the next day to apologise while handing out many so-so donations as a way of silently saying "sorry guy, but hey...lets do it all again, I promise I wont say anything while I crack my 7th beer this time" ~

Aah yes, the drunk! (Hic) I have one of those too!

 

[Empire]

lol yay, goodie..presents! btw I'm married to Flash

 

[_Flash_]

Empire you might not like what BV123 leaves at our doorsteps

 

[Empire]

Nah, I'm confident he's gona give us some nice presents, eh BV?

 

[BV123]

@Empire..... for the next few days let _Flash_ open any packages that you guys get deliveries....Buahahahaha