Marco as Santa?

[StarTrekAlliance]

They got Marco all dressed up like Santa, even gave him a nice, snowy-white, long beard. But that cat is acting more like the Grinch that stole Christmas! Do they not see the irony? If you dress Marco up like Santa, he best have some awesome deals! Lol. Not even a Troop Chest. That is all.

 

[Persia]

I think the deals are bot-generated. There’s legitimately no human who is this naïve nor stupid. Remember when they tried selling some howie recruits for 300 crowns? I think it was a couple recruits, so you could get multiple howies, but it would have costed far less if you had crowned it than bought the crowns and then sped up the upgrade. Did they think that a couple thousand saved in food was going to encourage anyone to buy it?

I don’t remember much about it, hence the vaguery, but it’s ridiculous either way. They have been giving us completely inane deals for years now, or at least as long as they’ve been selling stuff. Add that to the already impressively long list of game issues.

 

[Spaceboy]

I really hope that they are computer generated, otherwise it is really stupid human deciding on the deals...haha

 

[Rachel]

The computer only does what it is told to do

 

[danron1376]

agreed. santa/marco is not in the spirit of giving.

 

[pckrn]

i sorely needed the crab tanks. they are better than troop chests if you enjoy the challenge of attacking difficult targets

 

[No Angel]

Don't worry, more candy canes and boxes will be found under your tree closer to Christmas Day?!
I like Marco's design anyway. And oh, the Crown Dock?!

 

[Manifesto]

Marco, just like Christmas, is overrated!

 

[No Angel]

Boooooo!
Stop ruining our Christmas Spirit

 

[Manifesto]

@No Angel
Marco beat me to it.

 

[FrostMr]

Marcos Christmas offerings are insulting to the community. Nexon showing their Christmas spirit

 

[Manifesto]

I think Nexon has gotten into the christmas spirits.

 

[Borck]

When I saw him the first I thought it was Tinman dressed up as Santa.

 

[Jolly the Wise]

I agree. It’s disgusting that a symbol of giving is purloined to sell things for crowns I.e. $$$.

Wait, what HAVE I just said?

 

[Mcnasty]

Marco looks like a crackhead Santa.

 

[Jolly the Wise]

I’d always wondered what a crackhead Santa looked like. Thanks. This forum is both educational and inspiring. Am now thinking that “Crackhead Santa” should be the title of the Xmas blockbuster movie of 2019. Let’s crowdsource the funding and make it happen.

Now then, who to play the lead?

 

[Mcnasty]

Instead of leaving gifts he steals all your stuff to buy more crack. I’m sure there’s someone at nexon they could get to play the part lmao